Thursday, June 23, 2005

Catch me if you can...

Now, this is the time when you readers learn that i'm the bad guy.
Besides Lihan, the rest will soon learn how stupid i can be.
Get ready for the story.


I was hanging out with sam, lihan,charlie and wee tiong.
Like always, we will alway dare each other to do something stupid.
Well, we were walking around Jurong point 6 plus in the late afternoon.
Then i tap Sam and tole him to dare lihan to ask for this guy's number.
The guy, well he is a nerd. Big one too.
But if you ask me, he is godlooking for a nerd.
Well, i saw lihan staring at him. ( No need to complain, i saw you looking at him more that 5 seconds)
So Sam, ask her to ask for his number. She failed the dare.

Wee tiong as always was on her side helping her out.
Come on lar, bully her a bit lar.
He told me to go up to him and ask for his number.
I gave him the you-are-kidding-me look.
And i ask, why should i, i'm a guy.
He gave me the evil smile/stare look.
" No, you soon gonna be gay."
I could hear the gang laughing at the background,
thinking i would not do it.

Hey guess wad, I push my chair back, and stood up.
i sat back down and think for a moment.
And i stood up again. I turn around to the direction whe the guy was,
and i walk towards him.
I gave out a very loud "aww" in which the everyone around me could hear.
I took a chair and sat next to him,
I touch him a bit, I could feel my hair stands.
And I said in a very girly voice i could do,
" can i have your number?"


I got rejected. Fuck that guy. He is dumb actually, he should have know it was just a stupid joke on him.
There were laughter at the background, that had gave him enough clues to to tell him that the whole thing was a stupid joke.
But what he did was funny, he back away, and almost fall.
The gang laugh again. Clapping their hands and keep on cursing the guy to fall.
Then that guy actually ran away. His buddy was running and laughing at the same time.
I saw some grown ups shaking their head,
or whispering to one another.
Got a problem?
Tell it to me stright up to my face.
Stop talking to one another.
You people look like some idiots who are just being rude.

Anyway, I went back to my group.
They showed me the thumbs up and were clapping and laughing non stop.
I wanted revenge. Wee tiong was in for it.
I shouted, " Now's my turn"
Wee tiong had to sit on the handle of the escalator and shout
" I'm gay, I need sex right now."
Lihan said it was dangerous, Wee tiong maybe molested or rape after saying that.
So i changed it to.
" I love maturbating with the escalator."

Everyone agreed, and it was a comfirm he had to do it.
He sat on the escalator going down towards the carparks, where no one were at there
and shouted those words.
He hit himself against the dustbin.
I laughed and hit the girl. Another geek who thinks she's hot.
I had to say sorry. And she walked pass me. I rolled my eyes to the gang and pulled down my pants and pointed to my ass. Well of course that girl did not saw what i did, I did that when she was infront of me, not looking at me. But the gang laughed, making her and her stupid friends turn around.
I had to pull up my pants as fast as i could, she was already covering her mouth and whispering to her friend, walking as fast as she could to get away from me, well her walk seems slow.
Lihan started admiring my boxers. Well, she was telling everyone that they should just wear calvin Klein boxers, becasue it makes them looks so cool. Wah... I only got three calvin klein boxers at home leh. I not that rich to wear it everyday.
Sam gave the do-i-care look to her, but she keeps going on and on about it.

It was about 9.40 when i reached home. Got a scolding from my mother again.
I had to wash toilet. * not again*
But it was alright, not much of shit in the bowl.
Then i went to wash up,
and called William.
I ask him about the next meeting to the club,
He went, "eh, i thought i ask lihan to call you about that?"
Then he told me,the place and the time.
Then we hung up.
I thought alot, then i slept,
Now just blogging

3 Comments:

Blogger jerk said...

i forgot to type about charlie going off when we meet up with lihan. Ooopss!!! Never mind.

11:45 PM, June 23, 2005  
Blogger Li Han said...

Oi!!! When did i ever had a crush on a guy like that guy who rejected you arh!?!?

6:40 AM, June 24, 2005  
Blogger jerk said...

SHH... you must not speak, becasue what comes out of it is all lies.. Hahaha. i know la, who would have a crush on him? HE REJECTED ME LEH!!!

11:35 PM, June 24, 2005  

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